Are Bean Bags the Original Memory Foam?
Are Rave Flyers the Last Form of Folk Art?
Why Is Pinball Always Associated with Rebellion?
Why Do Claw Machines Always Eat Your Quarters and Your Dignity?
Who Decided Dumpster Diving Was Illegal But Thrift Flipping Was Fine?
Are Mall Goths Extinct or Just Hiding in Hot Topic Clearance Bins?
Is the Chia Pet Empire Still Thriving Somewhere?
Who Still Roller Skates at Roller Rinks That Survived the ’70s Disco Collapse?
How much soda can you actually get in a 7-Eleven Big Gulp before it collapses?
Do Payphones Exist Anywhere That Isn’t a Movie Set?
Why Do Zines Outlive Entire Tech Platforms?
Do Juggalos Have a Retirement Plan?
Are Cereal Mascots Secretly Corporate Indoctrination Tools?
Why Do UFO Cults Always Wear Tracksuits?
Who Really Funds Giant Roadside Attractions Like “The World’s Biggest Ball of Twine”?
How Much is a Grand Slam Breakfast Today?

Nonsense isn’t the opposite of sense — it’s the raw material of freedom.

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