There’s something ghostly about the few roller rinks that outlasted the disco apocalypse.
They’re half museum, half time machine — neon graves glowing under flickering fluorescents. The carpet smells like bubblegum and heartbreak. The snack bar sells nachos that probably started life during the Reagan administration. And yet… people still skate here.
But who are they?
Walk in on a Friday night and it’s like an alternate timeline. You’ve got middle-aged skaters who never left — the ones who never gave up on polyester shorts, feathered hair, and the fantasy that love can be found during a slow skate to “Careless Whisper.” Then there’s Gen Z irony skaters, showing up in thrift-store jackets, pretending they’re living in an ‘80s music video — until they actually start having fun and forget to be ironic.
The teenagers? They move in packs — half confident, half terrified, trying not to fall in front of the one person they’ve been cyberstalking since Tuesday. Somewhere, a dad in a “World’s Okayest Skater” T-shirt is trying to impress his kid and completely eating floor.
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It’s beautiful chaos — the kind that makes you realize these places are more than nostalgia traps. They’re accidental sanctuaries. The disco ball still spins. The DJ booth still hums. You can hear the faint click of plastic wheels that refuse to stop turning.
Maybe roller rinks survive for the same reason we keep old mixtapes, band tees, and weird friendships — because some things deserve to stay imperfect and loud.